Showing posts with label Humour. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humour. Show all posts

Thursday, October 23, 2008

Watery Wheel ;-)


I along with my friends went to a Theme Park called Valley Fair in mineapolis two years back.We were very much interested in trying some new rides as we were sick of Giant Wheel type of rides.There was a amusing Giant Wheel ride.It has a Giant wheel in between and two poles on the sides of the giant wheel splashing water.The Giant wheel was so huge and rotates in all the possible directions which we havent seen anywhere .The water splashes at regular intervals on the wheel making everyone wet.It's really a nerve-breaking ride.

Vj, one of my roommates got fascinated by the ride and made an attempt.I,scared by the force the Giant wheel rotated , stayed in my place watching others enjoying their ride.After going through that Awesome drive, Vj came down wet with a tensed outlook.I was appreciating him saying that

"you are great.I would have peed if I were in the ride".

Not affected by any argument he said in a normal tone
"For that matter no one did anything different.The sprinkler tank got empty before the ride itself".

I was asking him then "how come you are wet?"
He yelled at me saying "Thats what I said no one did anything different than what you would have done"
After that only I could get the reason for the massive stinck in that place

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Even you too??.


Family Planning campaign was
at its peak at that time.
Buses, Lorries, TV's , Radio's
everywhere the inverted triangle was lustering.
It was at this time I along with my family went
to our hometown to my uncle's house to spend the vacation

My uncle was a funny person trying to make wit out of everything.
I was with him all the time watching his mimics and rib-tickling
comedies.He had a big field of coconut trees which bears loads
of coconuts every year.

When I and my uncle came across a coconut tree.The person hired
for coconut plucking was narrating to my uncle that this particular
was not bearing more than two coconuts a year..
My uncle with a giggle looked at the tree and asked
'hey coconut tree ...you too did family planning??

There was a wave of laughter all around after that...

Sunday, August 24, 2008

Where's his Share???.


I stay in a condominim in cedar rapids with one of my friends.We were asked to move out of the condominum on June 11th due to the deluge of the cedar river which passes nearby.On hearing the flood warnings my friend carrying his office laptop, fled to chicago to stay with his wife .

I , not knowing where to go was stumbling.After an ordeal of two months taking refuge in hotels, freinds house and othe apartments , I managed to come back to my apartment now.

My friend came back after a month after I started living in the apartment,when everything got settled.We were in feud on sharing the rent for the month which my friend was not in the apartment.I barked him to pay the rent but he balked.He smashed the door and left the place.

Having fully drunken he came back at night and went to bed without uttering a word to me. I was in sound sleep .I woke up when I heard a tumbling sound in the restroom. When I ran there I found my room mate stumbling in rest room.


Hey!! what happened ? what happened ? I asked him.He was as groggy as some one affected in a accident.I saw a tiny creaky creature sneaking very fast under the coutch.

I yelled at him hey it is rat!!.rat!! rat!!. As soon as I yelled..

He retorted "Hey why did you leave him???..stop that little creeky culprit..Dont leave him unless HE GIVE HIS SHARE OF THE RENT.

As soon as I heard this my mind went ?%@#$%

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Winning Boredom


It was no less than the battle of panipat,
no less than the american war of independence,
no less than the historic hundred years war
which I'm waging against my boredom.


I was a busy worker bee since I joined
my first job back in 2002.I was working
day and night, hardly had chance thinking
off the track from work. Start by 10 in
the morning and end by 10 in the night even
extends up to next day morning at times.

Having worked like that for about 4 years,
imagine how it would be for a person
to sit idle having nothing to work upon.
All I’m doing at work is sitting
before the monitor and chatting with
the so called managers begging for some work
and at times others to accompany
me for lunch or coffee.

I was trying out different ways to get on to do
something which I can do in my work.
I went on to play around excel and found
some tips ..but that too not for long , two
to three days may be. then tried for some
certifications.. that also got my nerve after some time.
It takes around 1 hour for coffee and more than
2 hours for my lunch

Whoever I meet, whoever I talk I was whining
about my job. While disclosing my tears
to one of my friend I came to know about this
blog writing, which I can do even at my work.
Im gathering ideas at my work for my blog which is
making me busy at work.

Finally I get the feeling that I have won my war
against boredom with my keypad. I thank blogspot and
my friend GURU for giving me this idea which
I have never thought about .