Sunday, August 24, 2008

Where's his Share???.


I stay in a condominim in cedar rapids with one of my friends.We were asked to move out of the condominum on June 11th due to the deluge of the cedar river which passes nearby.On hearing the flood warnings my friend carrying his office laptop, fled to chicago to stay with his wife .

I , not knowing where to go was stumbling.After an ordeal of two months taking refuge in hotels, freinds house and othe apartments , I managed to come back to my apartment now.

My friend came back after a month after I started living in the apartment,when everything got settled.We were in feud on sharing the rent for the month which my friend was not in the apartment.I barked him to pay the rent but he balked.He smashed the door and left the place.

Having fully drunken he came back at night and went to bed without uttering a word to me. I was in sound sleep .I woke up when I heard a tumbling sound in the restroom. When I ran there I found my room mate stumbling in rest room.


Hey!! what happened ? what happened ? I asked him.He was as groggy as some one affected in a accident.I saw a tiny creaky creature sneaking very fast under the coutch.

I yelled at him hey it is rat!!.rat!! rat!!. As soon as I yelled..

He retorted "Hey why did you leave him???..stop that little creeky culprit..Dont leave him unless HE GIVE HIS SHARE OF THE RENT.

As soon as I heard this my mind went ?%@#$%

6 comments:

Ram said...

Haaah, so has the mouse hunt started?
Is the situation completely OK, or is there any aftermath of the flood?

Titan said...

That Guy died today..I mean the rat.so there's no third share ;-(

G U R U said...

I thought rats were used by humans only for scientific experiments...this is the first time am hearing a story in which a rat was subjected to extreme debauchery :)

Hilarious one dude!

Titan said...

@Guru: Thanks for commenting man.You know if you are in actual debauchery you could get lot of this funy incidents..;-)

Jag said...

If the rat is dead, check if it has life insurance...you get the rent share from that :)

Titan said...

@jag:It shows that you are in insurance domain.I think the window period for informing the insurance company expired ;-)